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Tales of a Cosmic Schmuck

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I met a psychic in St. Louis
And everything she said was fucking bullshit
I was a man down on my luck
And she exploited my misfortunes just to make a couple bucks
Told me she could give me answers that would help me get unstuck
But it's been 5 years and I'm still in this rut

I was having a hard time living
I was stuck in one place but the world kept spinning on
Stuck in a rut again
Prognosis negative
I was having a hard time with having a hard time
Searching for something to get me through the waves of my anxiety

So is life worth living well i've got my fucking doubts
'cause i've seen the future and it freaked me out
Spend all of your money
Give all your shit to charity
'cause in this life there are no guarantees

I met a barkeep in Barcelona
And with every drink he poured he got me closer
To feeling numb
To feeling free
And he kept pouring till I poured the guts right out of me

So I get to drinking to alleviate my doubts
I toss em back until it's lights out
Give up the things that get you down
Bury your burdens in the ground
Forgive yourself for the things you can't control

I can't afford
The free will afforded to me
I got buyers remorse
On a life thats been gifted to me
I'm scatter-brained
I'm searching for certainty
But in this life
There's no guarantees

Except the guarantee
That one day you'll be dead

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from Lousy, thanks., released March 10, 2023

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